"classic who is too cheesy" well there’s a nuwho episode where some talking rhinos steal a hospital and put it on the moon so they can arrest an old lady vampire because she killed an alien princess by drinking her blood through a bendy straw but if giant maggots are just too much for you
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
So why can’t I?"